Best Venn Diagram Ever

October 13th, 2011 | Posted by admin in funny ha ha - (0 Comments)

Steve Jobs in the Cloud

October 9th, 2011 | Posted by admin in culture | funny ha ha - (0 Comments)

While normally against the death penalty, the brand and product managers responsible for this sugary hybrid of alien technology, marshmallows, and sprinkles should be lined up against the wall and shot. First they brought us Green Lantern “Glo Balls” and Flash “Flashcakes.” Now comes “Snoballimus” Optimus Prime Sno Balls and “Chocwave Shockwave” cupcakes.

Actually, hold the firing squad. Just make anyone involved in this unnatural, and definitely unhealthy, brand interbreeding should simply be forced to eat their offspring for 30 days—Morgan Spurlock style.

 

Winklevoss Twins go Nuts

September 14th, 2011 | Posted by admin in advertising | funny ha ha - (0 Comments)

Like this on Facebook, I dare you.

Dick Tracey is Upgrading

September 13th, 2011 | Posted by admin in culture | funny ha ha | pr0n - (0 Comments)

Computers have gone from a building-sized collection of vacuum tubes to beige boxes that fit on your desk to smartphones you can slip in your pocket. What’s next? Well, remember digital watches?

Take a look at I’m Watch, an Android-powered wrist watch that lets you “touch, drag, swipe, or pinch” the time, weather, status updates, or email. Fast Company reports on the I’m Watch, and other products including a speculative Apple offering.

Of course wrist-smartphones make us think of Dick Tracey in the Sunday funnies, but don’t forget Douglas Adams writing in the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy that humans are “so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.” This is illustrated later as Arthur Dent loses an arm and panics upon realizing he can no longer operate his digital watch.

To Douglas I can only say “Don’t Panic!” Even without you to brilliantly spotlight and soundly trounce the silly actions of the ape-descended life forms called Homo Sapiens, we will certainly find innumerable ways to embarrass ourselves with the new generation of digital watches.

Copywriting FAIL bad

I really think that after 27 revisions from the client, and a complete loss of professional enthusiasm and integrity, the copywriter for this ad just made a flippant gesture and sadly sighed “sure, sounds good.”

Japanese milk. Seriously, WTF?

August 24th, 2011 | Posted by admin in advertising | funny ha ha - (0 Comments)

Milk may build strong bones, but you shouldn’t be doing that with them. And milk “does a body good,” but it isn’t good for anybody’s Mom moving in that way. I hate to ask, but is this milk irradiated?