Badbrandorous Prime: The Hostess Cream-Filled Fail
September 22nd, 2011 | Posted by in funny ha ha | marketing - (0 Comments)While normally against the death penalty, the brand and product managers responsible for this sugary hybrid of alien technology, marshmallows, and sprinkles should be lined up against the wall and shot. First they brought us Green Lantern “Glo Balls” and Flash “Flashcakes.” Now comes “Snoballimus” Optimus Prime Sno Balls and “Chocwave Shockwave” cupcakes.
Actually, hold the firing squad. Just make anyone involved in this unnatural, and definitely unhealthy, brand interbreeding should simply be forced to eat their offspring for 30 days—Morgan Spurlock style.

Winklevoss Twins go Nuts
September 14th, 2011 | Posted by in advertising | funny ha ha - (0 Comments)Dick Tracey is Upgrading
September 13th, 2011 | Posted by in culture | funny ha ha | pr0n - (0 Comments)Computers have gone from a building-sized collection of vacuum tubes to beige boxes that fit on your desk to smartphones you can slip in your pocket. What’s next? Well, remember digital watches?
Take a look at I’m Watch, an Android-powered wrist watch that lets you “touch, drag, swipe, or pinch” the time, weather, status updates, or email. Fast Company reports on the I’m Watch, and other products including a speculative Apple offering.

Of course wrist-smartphones make us think of Dick Tracey in the Sunday funnies, but don’t forget Douglas Adams writing in the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy that humans are “so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.” This is illustrated later as Arthur Dent loses an arm and panics upon realizing he can no longer operate his digital watch.
To Douglas I can only say “Don’t Panic!” Even without you to brilliantly spotlight and soundly trounce the silly actions of the ape-descended life forms called Homo Sapiens, we will certainly find innumerable ways to embarrass ourselves with the new generation of digital watches.






